Hypothetical situation (kind of)
So lets say your significant other (we will say she just for shits and giggles) likes flowers.
She has pointed out that the simple $5 bouquets at the local Walmart are really nice. They are uncut and wrapped in cellophane, which is perfect for her seeing as how she loves to cut and arrange them herself.
You know that if, one day on a whim, you were to bring home one of these simple $5 bouquets of flowers it would make her happy.
Not just happy, but ecstatic.
She would be happy, the whole house would be happy, and it would greatly increase your chances of getting laid that night.
Dontcha think that every now and then you might just stop at the WalMart (it is on your way home) and drop the 5 bucks for one of those simple bouquets.
Not once.
Almost 12 years and 2 boys and not once did he buy flowers.
It really is the simple stuff that matters the most
So lets say your significant other (we will say she just for shits and giggles) likes flowers.
She has pointed out that the simple $5 bouquets at the local Walmart are really nice. They are uncut and wrapped in cellophane, which is perfect for her seeing as how she loves to cut and arrange them herself.
You know that if, one day on a whim, you were to bring home one of these simple $5 bouquets of flowers it would make her happy.
Not just happy, but ecstatic.
She would be happy, the whole house would be happy, and it would greatly increase your chances of getting laid that night.
Dontcha think that every now and then you might just stop at the WalMart (it is on your way home) and drop the 5 bucks for one of those simple bouquets.
Not once.
Almost 12 years and 2 boys and not once did he buy flowers.
It really is the simple stuff that matters the most
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